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In the arab region some fiber optic internet cables were somehow magically destroyed. No wonder that human beings not believing into magic start looking for Jimmy Carter in these days. No, I’m not speaking about the former president Jimmy Carter, but about the submarine USS Jimmy Carter SSN 23. Here is what Jimmy Carter looks like:

Since Jimmy Carter is especially designed for doing things like tapping communication cables under the sea, some catty humans think, the beast became nasty and cut Iran and Saudi-Arabia internet cables to drop their banks out of business. Is Jimmy Carter just on the way tapping cables to save the dollar against the threat that arab banks might start dealing oil not in terms of the worthless US dollar? That would be really censorship and cyber war in a form never seen before. Cool idea to protect the freedom of speech in Iran and Saudi-Arabia by tapping internet cables.

Humans might believe it or not, but the Russians already start to defend their cables.